Dirt McGurt


the same as saying “sick” “ill” “dirty” but if you feel like rhyming then you say “dirt mcgurt”
always spelled with a capitol “d” “m” and “g” because it is like a name.
” this game is so sick, man”
” ya tell me about it, it’s dirt mcgurt ”
noun – a female that is not just extreamly sl-tty but extreamly ugly also. not to be confussed with the general sl-t, the dirt mcgurt is an ugly and quite possibly fat sl-t, wh-r- and or sk-nk.

also know as “drit dirt” , “dirty mcgurty” and the ultimate “dirtus mcgurtus”
“dude thats the biggest dirt mcgurt i’ve ever see”

“did u see that dirt mcgurt!!!”… “oh em gee that was a dirt”

(while p-ssing by a dirt mcgurt)”dirt dirt!!”

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