Dirtcup
1) stick a d-ck in a v-g-n- to moisten.
2) once moistened, do it in the b-tt.
3) yes do it in the b-tt, okay.
4) then you put it in the mouth, hence putting the now acc-mulated dirt into the cup. (stomach)
5) use any combination of fingers into the mouth to empty the cup into a blender/pitcher, and add the optional icing. (s-m-n)
6) repeat until you have filled the bathtub.
7) snorkels. that is all.
8) repeat steps 1-7 as needed.
“i bet he makes a nice dirtcup.”
“that’s a mighty fine dirtcup you got there.”
“nice dirtcup.”
“hey wanna dirtcup?”
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