dirtstache


a thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.
look at ajs dirtstache, did he dive into a pile of sh-t?
(n) a five o’clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. not uncommon in women.
joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like pedro. well indeed joe was not as hairy as pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.
n. a layer of dirt on the upper lip and nose from riding dirt bikes/atvs in a dusty region, particularly where the helmet does not cover the face.
i was riding behind you for miles, all that dust gave me the worst dirtstache!

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