Dirty Al
doing something disgusting and humiliating when dared to by your friends, only to receive a relatively small amount of money in return.
he’s just done a dirty al, how much did he get paid?
after drinking a thirty pack of busch throwing up, sh-tting, and p-ssing on a person’s chest. then, mixing the discharge together with your d-ck and using it for -n-l lube, then blowing the load into the recievers hair so their hair appears to be silvery.
alan: hey homeboy i got a f-ckin thirty of busch
fred: h-ll yeah man let’s get on that sh-t
al: man i got my own thirty who wants a dirty al?
alan: you know i’m in
the name for the l-stful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.
also a name for the “i want to have s-x with you because you look underage” look.
the dirty version of “pretty eyes”.
little lady student: teacher, teacher!! a strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the dirty al. he gave me the creeps!!
teacher: dammit!! i told my husband to stay at home!!
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