dirty birdie
1. a high end prost-tute in the late 1920’s, early 1930’s. often too pricey for the general population, their services were often required by the wealthy and those in government.
2. an expensive -ss hooker.
3. the earliest known form of high scale escorts.
“how was he able to afford her? she’s one of those dirty birdies….?”
“he’s a billionaire.”
3 more definitions
a person who exhibits extreme perversion and an unbridled enjoyment for all things s-xual.
you dirty birdie! (in response to a comment involving something perverse or s-xual, duh)
a dance done at camp swampy by major randy “birdie” burk. mostly done after a winning golf game. he will stamp his feet into the dirt, peck at the ground like a chicken, and wave his hands in the air. similar to the dirty bird fan move. so if you want to stay out until about 12:30 play golf with birdie burk and learn the dirty birdie!
birdie: yes, i beat you good, halftrack! (jumps up and down in excitement) dirty birdie, take that! (starts doing the dirty birdie)
amos: yeah, you beat me all right. what’s this dance you’re doing? is that the dirty bird? (he starts following what birdie’s doing)
birdie: no. its not the dirty bird, its the dirty birdie. its a dance that i do every time i win a golf game. you stamp your feet, peck like a chicken, and then do the dirty bird. beetle bailey fans will love it.
amos: sweet! this is a great new dance. when we get back i’m going to show it to marty. we’ll be doing the dirty birdie all the way down.
birdie: oh yes! the dirty birdie rules! its a sweet move. it doesn’t hurty when you do the dirty birdie!
amos: sweet! (they high five each other and stamp their feet)
a really cute nice guy who’s known for being sl-tty. as long as you know he’s not for you, and you keep him in check, you can enjoy this guy.
yeah i know he’s a dirty birdie, so i won’t invest any feelings over him, he’s just such a great kisser.
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