Dirty brunching
the act of getting “dirty” in the morning via s-xual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
“got plans tomorrow, darling?”
“nothing in particular.”
“perfect, want to dirty brunch?”
“oh, you dog–you know i do…”
“how was your morning?”
“it was swell, the mrs. and i went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at lowes.”
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