Dirty Burger

phil and randys burger van business in the show trailer park boys.
“me and randy are having the grand opening of the dirty burger today.” – phil
“your taking this dirty burger thing way too seriously phil” – randy
a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. usually sold from a mobile kitchen. often very worthwhile – they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and p-ssengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. origin – midlands, uk.
next little chef is about ten miles up – wait – pull over! pull over! it’s the dirty burger van! we’re saved!
a char-broiled hamburger, not of the big-chain fast food variety.
let’s stop at jim’s – i hear they have the best dirty burgers.
when soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the b-ttocks. fetishized by some as s-xual practice.
‘oh god i ran so hard for the bus i got a dirty burger.’
‘ i paid her £50 for a dirty burger’
one of a number of ladies from the south wales valleys who love the c-ck!
“rob did a dirty burger again last night, filthy b-st-rd!”
a s-xual maneuver in which you take a fresh piece of sh-t, either your love partners or your own, and then you splooge on it (adding the “special sauce”), then you take it and put it between your partners -ss cheeks (the buns), and you got yourself a nice dirty berger.
my girlfriend was being a total tw-t last night, so i gave her a nice dirty burger… then i punched her in the face.