Dirty Byron
when spelunking in a woman’s balloon knot, you unleash your load in her trunk, pull out and her trunk explodes in a similar fashion to pulling a cork from a shaken champagne bottle.
“oh i unleashed in her b-tt and pulled out and she dirty byroned me. it took a week to clean up the bits of peanut and corn everywhere!”
when you c-m in a girls b-tt hole and she hadnt p–ped first, the liquid and ramming action liquifies the gunk in her b-tt. when you pull out, that liquified poo launches out like water from a firehose.
man, i was down in west palm and doin this crazy chick in the -ss. when i was done and pulled out,she -ssploded all over me. it was a serious dirty byron!
when ya plunk your rod in the backdoor of some girl and blow man mustard in her then pull out, all the contents of her -ss blow out as well and you better start reachin for a mop and bucket.
love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket… yeah im talkin about a serious dirty byron happened last night!
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