a dirty carson is someone that likes big dark p-n-s in the -n-l and oral area after being inserted in the -n-l
a dirty carson is used during s-xual intercourse
a bunch of flickering lights in zoo lights usually near animals such as a polar bear, imaginary penguins or apes omg aishu it’s a gazubee!!!
- pie f*cking
the act of f-cking a pie. “i went into john’s room last night. and there he was, just pie f-cking an apple pie. it was disgusting.”
- order of the queef
an award given to the top 10% of v-g-n-l farts. see also order of the coif. i graduated order of the queef and now i get to work fourteen hour days, including sat-rdays and sundays.
he is a good guy, who is usually smart af. can be a d-ck, and reckless. but in general handsome and tactical ‘hey you know that guy ovcharenko ” ” he’s a hot jerk i can’t decide if i should love him”
- wet shirley
the act of fingering a female’s v-g-n-, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear. i can’t believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!