Dirty Dahmer


the act of wiping period blood across the upper lip of a woman post-intercourse or phalangal pleasuring of the v-g-n- with a p-n-s or finger(s) during her menstrual cycle.

similar to the ‘dirty sanchez.’
friend 1: “man, my girl didn’t tell me she was on the rag, so when i pulled out and saw what was up, i gave her a nasty dirty dahmer!”

friend 2: “dude, you’re disgusting.”

friend 1: “hey, it’s not my fault! if she would’ve told me her v-g-n- was a crime scene this never would’ve happened.”

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