Dirty Daisy
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s on a girls stomach, forming a flower shape with the belly b-tton being the center.
“my baby was squeezing her fun bags together, hoping i’d launch a pearl neckace her way. but, knowing she loves flowers, i aimed lower and gave her a dirty daisy, instead.”
when a large group of overweight women (usually over 250 lbs.), gather around 1 toilet and each take a m-ssive dump without flushing.
-guy runs out bathroom-
– “what happened?”
– “there is a m-ssive dirty daisy in stall #3!”
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