dirty damon


when a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and -ss hairs on top of the cr-p, as to imitate matt damon’s beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)
oh my gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if i saw you on the street with all that cr-p and p-b-s on your face, i would have asked you for your autograph!

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