Dirty Desiree
its when your scr-w-ng a chick from behind then you slap her in the face, punch her in the shin, and teabag her mom at the same time. (she’s so trashy she invited her mom to come watch her f-ck) all while listening to weird dubstep with the b-ss all the way up. you stick your d-ck in her mouth for an indefinite period of time. you jack off in her ear, then finish in her nose. finally you cr-p on her doorstep, steal her crackrocks and run away completely naked screaming “i am not a wh-r-” by lmf–
ex. dude i just gave that desiree brown chick a dirty desiree it felt really messed up and extremely satisfying
ex. desiree brown
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