Dirty dingleberryslam
the act of cutting off ones dingleberries, and taping them to your face. you then rip’em off again, fry em, take a louisville slugger, have em pitched by the one who owns the dingles, and bat em into a crowd of young school girls…
the little girl told me that i have big ears. i went to her mothers house, cut off her pointy dingleberries, and gave her daughter a dirty dingleberryslam
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