Dirty Gabe
the act of eating a slice of pizza and then going over to a 60 year old mans house and making him bone you in the -ss in front of his kids.
hey what did you do last night?
i went and gave a dirty gabe to this weak old man off of commerce st.
1. a condition that occurs when a fist, covered with a boxing glove, is inserted into another persons -n-s without the benefit of prior lubrication.
2. a form of s-xual forplay where a exceptionally large hand or fist is inserted into the r-ct-m while being covered with an even larger object (i.e. gloves, br-ss knuckles, wool mittens).
my girl won’t get turned on unless i glove up and give her a vigerous dirty gabe.
the act of making a c-mstache on a woman’s face
dude, tony gave jessica a handlebar dirty gabe.
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a harsh act of spanking while dipping her right nipple in chocolate then when finished, tie a bow on the nipple and give as a gift to a loved one “oh dude i’m gonna dirty nip my gf mags so hard tonight then give the finished product to gramps for his bday tomorrow”
- dirty ruppert
the art of f-cking someone in the -ss ( preferably a woman) while explaing to them how u would kill them if u get angrier at the world. i was so angry when i got pulled over yesterday i went home and gave my wife a dirty ruppert.
- dirty wallace
when getting a bl-wj-b, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream freedom (like mel gibson in braveheart). similar to dirty bagpipes. while she was sucking my d-ck i gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.
- Dirty Wintoniak
a p-rn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal. dude, when that new goalie took off his helmet, i could totally see he’s got a dirty wintoniak!
- disbefuckinlief
when you go into shock because your teacher said something totally not school apropriate. and they get it. “i can’t believe my apush teacher just said a “thats what she said joke” , i’m in disbef-ckinlief!”