Dirty German
n. a “moustache” given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person’s upper lip. see: dirty sanchez
“i like the way your moustache smells.” “do you want a dirty german?”
the act of dropping a load of hot sh-t on a girl’s face, then -j-c-l-t-ng on her.
her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys’ stinking loads.
heating up a sausage in the oven then f-cking someone in the -ss with it while reading mien kemf
she is so hot i’d give her a dirty german for lunch
when a blond girl doesnt shave her armpits and they stink.
“holy cr-p dude jamie has a dirty german”
derived from the roots of the infamous dirty sanchez, the dirty german is a smuge of sh-t on the upper lip in the form of a hitler moustache.
after receiving a dirty german she proceeded to shoot herself in the face.
fornicating with a sweaty armpit. preferably unshaven.
“dude, when that b-tch p-ssed out i gave her a dirty german!”
“sweet!”
a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach
watch your children around that dirty german
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