Dirty Girl Guide
the act of dressing as a girl guide while a malaysian trans-xual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously sh-t on your grandmothers elderly and blind cat.
poor fifi will never be the same after the dirty girl guide i performed last night
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