Dirty Gooch Hair
the hair between your spank bag and o-ring. if you’re not shampooing that sh-t regularly, then it’ll turn into…. dirty gooch hair!
dirty gooch hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don’t stink like a black street urchin. b-tches don’t like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that sh-t off or maybe perming it.
r-kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
homie 1: n-gg- you stink!
homie 2: i didn’t get to shower this mornin
homie 1: well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
homie 2: n-gg- i told you i didn’t get to shower
homie 1: d-mn n-gg- you scarin’ all da b-tches away
homie 2: (shanks homie #1 dead) lets see how you like it
(homie #2 dumps the steaming load he’s been holding all morning on homie #1)
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