Dirty Ice Cream Machine


the s-xual act of laying underneath a man’s -n-s, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (p–p) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
“you know shelby? yeah, i totally gave her a dirty ice cream machine last night. she really loves chocolate.”

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