dirty iguana
the dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of beliz. it began as an ancient practice of men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another b-st-rd trying to commandeer her. the man would carefully seduce the female and as she succ-mbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. quickly the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge sh-t in her p-ssy. after this no other man would want to tap that. he would then save her and rinse off her v-g-n- for later use. the mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of b-ttf-cking. the natives of beliz became upset and started skeeting on any mexicans entering their towns. they then chased them to the northern boarder but trump had completed his wall and the mexicans were trapped and drown in s-m-n. the whites were safe and learned the ramifications of the dirty iguana.
man that girl was so hot i gave her the dirty iguana and am gonna save her for later.
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