dirty juanita
it’s when you’re doing a girl from behind and you reach around and punch her lights out
i was doin’ this chick, right, and she mouthed off so i gave her a dirty juanita. now she asleep
when you’re doing a girl from behind and you punch her in the kidneys so she tightens up.
amanda the wh-r- is so loose that danny tanner had to give her a dirty juanita just to get any pleasure.
when you take a girl in the shower and you lather up her t-ts and then you knock her out with a crowbar. you give her a dirty sanchez and leave her out on the front lawn.
as i walked by my neighbors house i saw his girlfriend p-ssed out on the lawn with a dirty sanchez and realized that her boyfriend had given her a dirty juanita.
after having s-x with a girl, you beat her head in with a croquet mallet, and give her a dirty sanchez with her own brains. teabagging is also recommended.
“the s-x with my girl wasn’t good, so i gave her a dirty juanita.”
“awwww, the dirty juanita!”
you screw the girl and when you are done you break a cinder block over her head.
i gave garcia’s mom a dirty juanita last night.
when you stick your finger up her b-tt, and reach around and give her a mexican moustache.
pedro stuck his finger in marisol’s b-tt, reached around and gave her a dirty juanita.
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