dirty lawnchair
the gentleman takes off his belt and inserts it into the ladies’ -n-s. he then proceeds to remove it and strike her across the back with the soiled end until she resembles a dirty lawnchair.
my girl got wasted at the governors ball so i had to give her a dirty lawnchair.
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