Dirty Mae
at a brunch, you take a girl and bend her over the table. take a breakfast sausage and shove it up her -ss, while ramming it in her tuna pouch. during which she is eating eggs solely with her mouth, when you c-m pour an omelet on her back.
i was bored at my wife’s family brunch so i took the waitress to the next table and gave her a dirty mae.
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