dirty martini


a deadly c-cktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! f-ckin gorgeous
“i got seriously f-cked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!”
a s-xual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar sl-t you just brought home with you.

mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. proceed to pour the martini down her -ss crack whilst lapping it up in the v-g-n-l/taint area.
hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. round of dirty martinis on me!
when a girl gets a bottle of grey goose and sticks the end up her v-g-n- then does a hand stand to get it all in there….thats what you call a dirty martini
that chick just made a dirty martini with her own mixes.

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