Dirty Milkmaid
a man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his p-n-s and t-st-cl-s between his legs. all the while, his s-xual counterpart kneels behind him, performs -n-lingus and m-st-rb-t-s the tucked, downward-pointing p-n-s. the masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow’s udders.
this act differs from that of a rusty trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the rusty trombone is a “reach-around” with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a dirty milkmaid’s partic-p-nt is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
you might as well call me bessie the cow, because that filthy wh-r- gave me a dirty milkmaid.
while i knew she could play a skin-flute, i had no idea she was also a dirty milkmaid.
that girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a dirty milkmaid.
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