dirty muffler
when after engaging a girl in -n-l s-x, she proceeds to spray diarrhea all over you. it is actually a mix of s-m-n and feces which has an odor similar to very old m-ffler grease.
i was b-tt-f-cking pamela after she ate 3 steak soft tacos. right when i thought things were cool, she blew her dirty m-ffler all over my cheast. i’ll never eat mexican food before s-x again.
when a hot chick sits on your face and farts; drowns out moans and/or screams.
i was 69’ing with kim when she sat up and gave me a “dirty m-ffler”.
the act of farting while you have chicken grease (mixture of b-tthole sweat and leftover p–p) between your thighs.
guy 1: whats that smell?
guy 2: haha that was my dirty m-ffler!
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