Dirty Musket
a s-xual act which involves the male -j-c-l-t-ng onto the -n-s of the female, then plunging his s-m-n into her r-ct-m with an old broom handle (ie. “packing the powder”)
steve: hey, did will tell you what he did to patty last night?
matt: yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
steve: that’s f-ckin’ gross!
matt: that’s f-ckin’ sweet!
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the dirty musket is a s-xual act which involves the male partner -j-c-l-t-ng onto the -n-s of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his s-m-n into her r-ct-m (ie. “packing the powder”)
steve: did you hear what will did to patty last night?
matt: yeah, man! the dirty musket!
steve: that’s f-cking gross!
matt: that’s f-cking sweet!
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