dirty number
a number that indicates how dirty you are.
“a quant-tative measurement of one’s promiscuity”
the intention being mainly bragging, but also a s-x-positive att-tude that appreciates s-x rather than regarding it something bad – for both men and women.
the calculation goes:
dirty number = x – (a1+a2)
where
x is the number of partners you have slept with
a1 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner younger than you
a2 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner older than you
dude, my dirty number increased to 213 last weekend.
i have slept with 18 women, once with a woman 7 years younger than me, once with a woman 5 years older than me. my dirty number is 18 – 12 = 213.
a quant-tative measurement of one’s promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. it is calculated by multiplying the number of s-xual partners with the combined age difference. the combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.
if i have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is
5-(2+3) = 5-5 = 30
my dirty number is 148, what’s yours?.
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