Dirty omelette
when you ride 7 deep in someone’s honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to sh-t them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. yuuuuuup
you: yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the snowdens house
friend: dude it’s only tuesday though
you: your right, this friday?
friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!
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