dirty-pumpkin


the stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for s-xual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.
1)d-mn, nate! i just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.

2)my girlfriend, rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.

3)i’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, i would rather a filthy-pumpkin.

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