Dirty QWERTY
the dirty qwerty is when you cr-p on someone’s keyboard.
it could also be just like a stink palm where you stick your hand in between your -ss cheeks and then use someone’s keyboard.
or it could be actually taking a dump on someone’s keyboard. either way.
p–p + keyboard = funny
donald was toally annoying at work today. after he left i went over to his desk and gave him a dirty qwerty. hope he likes that tomorrow morning.
this is when you have cyber s-x with someone over the internet
e.g. dave: suck my b-lls b-tch
tiffany: yea ill do more than that
dave just sent tiffany a nudge …
… and again …
… and again
tiffany: oh dave!!!
this is called a dirty qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.
dave gave tiffany a dirty qwerty. oh yes he did.
a guy who only has a fantasy s-x life sitting around pulling meat looking at p-rn on the computer. the result of so much online p-rn and masturbation is j-z covered keys, hence the term dirty qwerty.
he talks a big game, but he doesn’t get any p-ssy. he’s just a dirty qwerty.
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