DIRTY RICK

comes in two varieties; oral s-x or v-g-n-l s-x. can only be implemented against s-xually inexperienced girls and usually only once.

in the oral context, a dirty rick is where your new girlfriend is giving you a fierce bl-w j-b, but before she began she told you that she did not want you to c-m in her mouth or on her face and wanted you to announce when you would shoot your load. you agree to her terms to get the bl-w j-b. then, as she’s going to town on your d-ck, you waiting until he is fully inhaling you and then let loose a torrent of c-m in her mouth. she will immediately spit out your still spurting c-ck. before she can start yelling at you, you apologize profusely and blame it on purported premature -j-c-l-t–n problems that you have. she will be so caught off guard by your honestly and because she will not want to emasculate you any further, she will refrain from yelling and instead will finish milking your spurting c-ck with her hand as she silently spits out your j-sm and wipes it from her face. then, the key is to break up with her before her girlfriends are able to tell her that 15 minutes is not premature.

in the v-g-n-l context, a dirty rick is where your new girlfriend and you and going to have s-x for the first time and she tells you to use a rubber. you agree to the terms to get her in the sack. you pull out a condom, undo it, and pretend like you are applying it to your d-ck. then when she -ssumes the position, you never actually apply it and stick your unjammied jimmy in her sn-tch and go to town like a piston engine. then when you are ready to c-m, you pull out and unload all over her stomach. just before she can start screaming at you, you confess that the condom must have fallen out because of your size of your purported small d-ck. she will be caught so off guard by your purported honesty and not wanting to further emasculate you that she will silently rub your j-sm into her skin on her stomach, t-ts, arms, and thighs like sun tan oil. the key is to break up with her shortly thereafter before her girlfriends can tell her that a nine inch d-ck is way above normal and she was just fooled into letting some guy j-zz all over her.
that little honey of a freshman was right out of high school so i dirty ricked her last week and have not called her since.