Dirty Salarda


the act of sticking a pencil inside every hole on someone’s body and then stealing their phone. making new holes is optional.
person 1: g-d, shane is such an -sshole with his pencil.

person 2: i don’t even know why he does it!

person 1: he is a master of the dirty salarda.

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