Dirty Scalia
to apply the political philosophy of supreme court justice anton scalia to dirty talk during coitus.
ralph told sally, “my p-n-s is as rigid and unyeilding as scalia’s interpretation of the const-tution!” the dirty scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.
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