Dirty Simon
after having either -n-l s-x or v-g-n-l s-x, the male throws his partner through a plate-gl-ss window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.
“after f-cking my girl, i decided it would be hot to give her a dirty simon.”
“awwww, the dirty simon!”
someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called dirty simon.
they also love to fart in public places and have smelly b-lls.
did you see that guy over there? it’s a dirty simon.
dirty simon’s never wash themselves, it’s disgusting.
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