dirty slurpee


when a man performs c-nn-l-ng-s on his lady while she takes a dump in the toilet. similar to a blumpkin
after dinner, she asked for a dirty slurpee for dessert.
after finishing up with a ‘slurpy’ suck session, you blow on your favorite girl’s face then proceed to spray explosive diahrea in her general direction.
nicole ledouche took the dirty slurpee like a champ! look at that little wh-r- go!
#slurpy #dirty #rusty #carl #cr-p

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