dirty spears
when a female whom you do not like or find attractive is riding you and you lose your b-n-r. so the takes a cuc-mber or her fist and starts beating you to death
duder 1: bro, i f-cked the ugliest chick in the world last night, she was so ugly that she dirty speared me.
duder 2: but i though that was technically impossible when having your p-n-s stimulated.
duder 1: also the inside of her v-g-n- made me think about burt reynolds
duder 2: holy f-ck.
lurkin duder 3: the thought of receiving a dirty spears turns me on
Read Also:
- Dirty Spagnola
pr-nounciation: spa-nio-la origin: italian the act of placing one’s p-n-s between the br–sts of a female and thrusting to acheive -rg-sm while taking a dump. ben: “i saw serena was sleeping naked last night so i walked in and gave her a dirty spagnola” paul: “ay carumba!”
- Girlo
a type of teenage girl found in dublin, ireland usually found plastered in fake tan straightened hair with a f-ck load of extensions and bright pink lipstick. when taking pics for bebo they arch their back and stick their -ss and t-ts out while making a piece sign with thier fingers and doing a weird […]
- glucometer
device used by diabetics that uses test strips to check blood sugar levels. he was so frustated because the glucometer gave him an error message.
- GMH mood
that amazing, inspired, hopeful feeling you get after you’ve spent too long reading stories on givesmehope.com. -may require a few tissues. (: this morning i was in such a gmh mood that i bought a chocolate bar for every single person in my grade and anonymously stuffed one in each locker before lunch
- scooping what I'm pooping
when someone understands what you are trying to tell them. do you understand what i’m saying? are you scooping what i’m p–ping? man, he just doesn’t get it. he’s not scooping what i’m p–ping.