dirty trombone


blowing into your partner’s -rs-hole while reaching round and w-nking him off. with your lips pursed around his ringpiece and hand movement you will resemble someone playing a trombone
give me a dirty trombone, baby, and i’ll buy you 20 cigarettes
haha when danny tells you that a kid in his cl-ss tells you that if you blow in some dudes -ss hole and jack them off from the back it looks like a dirty trombone hense…dirty trombone
wow alex workman “played” the best dirty trombone on me last nite …phew
when you pucker up and play a tune on a man’s -sshole while you trombone his c-ck.

hand gestures really help to explain this one.
eric didn’t know how dirty yvonne was until she gave him a dirty trombone…then he knew she was the gal for him.

or

jeremy gave todd a dirty trombone, and then they went rollerblading.
you have a female/ life partner sit on your lap. that partner then shats on your p-n-s then proceeds to spread it around the entire shaft. you then take hold of your meat-stick and stick it into any hole off your choosing on the body of your partner.
your v-g-n- smells like you had a dirty trombone
while you are with two girls at the same time, you do one chick in the -ss while the other licks your d-ck as it goes in and out like a trombone
hey i did the dirty trombone with your two sisters last night.

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