dirty turtle
a dirty turtle is when you are f-cking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. just as you are about to -j-c-l-t-, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. once knocked out, -j-c-l-t- all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.
my girlfriend woke up on the floor in a state of confusion after i gave her a dirty turtle.
the act of two men making p-ssionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.
at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long
a black and tan with guiness on top and terrapin rye ale (athens ga) on bottom. also known as dirty t-rds
yo. bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. dont let my gl-ss be empty, or ill kill a baby.
a weird and spiritual s-x position described in ancient chinese literature. also, kj has no idea what this is…
loser
i did the dirty turtle last night with my chinese yoga teacher. (only chinese girls can do it)
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