dirty woodhouse
to preform this incredible s-x act it takes a man and a women. for this to work properly the man needs to be on top of a woman with her facing up, both partners should have their feet pointing towards the head or side of the bed. once you are having v-g-n-l intercourse and you are close to -j-c-l-t–n you quickly cram both of your t-st-cl-s into the women’s -n-s. then right before you finish you pull out and shoot her in the eyes with your man juice hopefully blinding the woman. you then proceed to waddle forward while dragging your sh-t covered nuts across her whole body creating a nice slimy trail. when your nuts have reached her chest she will most likely have recovered a little from the money shot you nailed her with and she will probably start to sit up at which point you smack your p–pie nut sack into her face like two wrecking b-lls. if she is still lying there with her head down you simply tea bag her right in the face. you then proceed on your merry way. it takes a man with a somewhat stretchy nut sack to preform this dirty deed.
pat “what’s wrong with sierra today?”
codi “oh ian gave her the dirty woodhouse last night.”
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