dis dick in yo mouth
an expression used as banter towards another for the purpose of sarcasm. this phrase is usually used in response to a dumb question.
-mohammed is lying in bed, about to go to sleep-
sam: “you about to go to bed?”
mohammed: “dis d-ck in yo mouth”
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