discontinuation syndrome
when a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a sh-t. this syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn’t have a current cure. side effects include – severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. you can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a f-cking moron and finishing what you started.
example;
-hoovering carpet but stops half way through-
person; “oooo i could really do with a sh-g”
-leaves hoover and goes to local brothel-
dumb-ss moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute -rs-hole discontinuation syndrome
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