Disembation
to m-st-rb-t- with one’s severed limb. the removal of said limb can occur by any means; be it natural disaster, self-mutilation, or mutilation by others. also can be referred to as an extreme “stranger”.
crub: i heard after james franco severed his arm in 127 hours he decided to m-st-rb-t- with it.
demecs: yeah, he chose disembation over masturbation.
crub: good choice!
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