Disembodlment
a man who believes the excuse for fear of comittment is “im too young” or “you deserve to spend the rest of your life with someone who wont hurt you” likes to bullsh-t around whenever possible and break young girls hearts. doesnt do well with the word “no” and usually ends up getting what he wants.
have you heard about maria?” “no. what?” “her boyfriend is such a disembodlment! he broke up with her again
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