Disenvowel
1.(v.) the act of removing all the vowels from a post on a message board. usually done automatically by servers, but can be done by mods on a forum. the technique is used to prevent trolls from trolling, as well as forcing disgruntled users to actually think out their responses instead of blindly spewing hate and/or flaming other people. the logic behind it is the fact that there is not a single word in the english language that contains no vowels when spelt correctly. removing them will result in a sentence crumbling into a garble of random consonants.
troll: hmm…i’ll say that “anyone who posts on this forum is a f-cking f-ggot!”
actual post: nyn wh psts n ths frm s fkng fggt!
response 1: huh???
response 2: is this guy drunk or something?
response 3: stfu, idiot.
troll: dammit, i got disenvoweled!
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