Disgruntled Porpoise


when you are having intercourse with your lady friend from behind, and you pull out and try to insert in the back door, she c-cks her head sideways and says “enh enh! enh enh!” like a disgruntled porpoise
i was getting it on with that girl i picked up at the bar last night, and when i tried to get a little heiney love, she gave me the disgruntled porpoise!

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