dishonourable discharge
you go to a dude’s house thinking you’re up for a tour of duty but he drinks too much tequila and you come home with undies that look like you blew your nose in them.
friend a. “how was your date last night
friend b. “dishonourable discharge.”
friend a. “whaaaaat?”
friend b.”went back to his place and we were making out, i went to the bathroom and when i came back he was p-ssed out. i went home with a panty-load of tw-t snot.
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