it watches your dishes for you.
i have a dishwatcher.
- dunkin dumpin donuts
dunkin dumpin donuts is the act of *n*l penetration. juan was in the park playing dunkin dumpin donuts with the street boys.
a man of unspeakable finesse, with the largest phallus ever measured on a living human being. is that volch? what an honor to be in his presence.
- cuddle boy
a f*ck boy that you do everything with including cuddle. except you don’t f*ck him! tonight i’m sleeping with my cuddle boy!!
the act of being simultaneously hot and adorable. rare but it does exist phil lester looks so hadorable in that picture, how can that be possible??