Disney Channel Singer Syndrome
when disney tries to make an actor from one of their tv shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. notable victims include ross lynch, chyna anne mcclain, and zendaya. the only survivor: selena gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. unfortunately, most of these songs suck.
girl 1: “have you heard bella thorne’s new single, ‘ttylxox’?
girl 2: “no way, she suffers from disney channel singer syndrome.”
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