Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain


1a. a phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying “i’m on my period.”. (refer to example 1 and 3)

1b. a subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, “i’m on my period.”. (refer to example 1 and 3)

2. a phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. but, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (refer to example 2 and 3)
{example 1}
girl 1: whats wrong? why don’t you want to go swimming?

girl 2: i just don’t. you know i heard that disney land is closed due to rain!

girl 1: oooh, really? that sucks. if i would have known we would have gone swimming another day.

{example 2}
boy: hey babe…. (starts kissing her and making s-xual advances)

girl: not today babe, disney land is closed due to rain.

{example 3}
boy: whats wrong? your so moody, even my mom wants to know what’s wrong!

girl: i’m sorry honey. i heard disney land is closed due to rain.

boy: wow, well that would explain it.

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